This Twat

me-2Usually I get paid to get people drunk but every now and then I like to bugger off somewhere pretty and write about it somewhat smugly and post it in a blog which sometimes my mum reads but only when she literally has nothing else to do and it’s still half an hour til Corrie starts.

This blog is predominantly a way for me to remember shit because if I don’t write stuff down all the brain cells it’s stored in get replaced with vodka, but if it helps anyone plan their trip or inspires anyone to quit their job for a little while to see a bit of this sphere of rock and water we currently inhabit, nice one.

I live in Brighton but the freezing one with the broken pier in England, not the sunny Australian one but that’s fine because I can leave the house without being stalked by killer spiders the size of my fucking face. Things I love apart from travel include tea, food, Star Trek, food, wine, food, scuba diving, food, and the mrs.